What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What! how could you do that?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

True - how I loved my mum!

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“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What do you mean son?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”